Inês’ latest little giggle is to throw the brake lever on the pram, particularly when we are crossing a busy road, which sends the three of us lurching forwards like a bunch of idiots caught unaware on an escalator when some comedian presses the emergency stop.

I’d also find it hilarious if it wasn’t for the aggressive right-on-pedestrian-green traffic having to screech to a halt whilst I disengage the lever and get us in motion again.

Snigger, snigger, snigger…..